I think I would buy a TV station, and decide on the programming,I'd have constant re runs of my with no ads, of Strictly come dancing (look at the dresses, and the shoes, and the **** on yer man....), Sex and the City, Judge Judy, Liverpool games where they actually win stuff, and the mornings spent on a music channel that bans of crap music, like power ballads and country songs..I know it would upset my mother, but she have have a few mill for her own channel.
Then I'd think of the economy and hire the following people
A hairdresser
Beautician
Chauffeur
Pilot
Masseuse
Cook
Cleaner
and a personal baby oil applicator, preferable 6 foot tall Marat Safin lookalike, but a Robbie Downey Jr would do, haha
And I'd pay off Berties procrastinators, get him re-elected, sure I need something to laugh at when the news is on.
And I'd give my family €10 each to buy their own tickets,