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How do I breed a watermelon with cockroaches?

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Asked at 2011.04.20 23:10:24
I love watermelons but I hate picking out pits from it! How do I make it so that after cutting the watermelon the pits would just run away themselves? It would be so much easier!
answer Kate the Great  Answered at 2011.04.20 23:10:24
I would recommend not breeding the cockpits (as I have come to affectionately call them). I would just have Chuck Norris on standby. He could scare the pits out of the watermelon.

If you do decide to proceed with your genetic experiment, you will need some supplies:

Tequila
Mini blindfolds
Barry White CD's and/or footage from the discovery channel of insects mating
Camera
Oatmeal (in case you get hungry)
Vaseline
Some sturdy rope

You could take a shortcut and just stick the roach and watermelon seeds together with scotch tape, soak them with tequila, leave them in a shoebox overnight, and see what kind of zany adventures occur.
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