Question

Anyone feeling funny tonight? I need some slogans for these hormones!

ADH
ACTH
Calcitonin
Corgis
FSH
Glucagon
Luteinizing hormones
Norepinephrine
PTH

Answer 1

ADH: Conserve thy water as it is precious!

ACTH: You metaboliser my fats, carbohydrates, sodium, potassium, and protein and blood pressure.

Calcitonin: The tonic for my calcium and phosphate level of blood.

FSH: A passage for boy/girl to men/women.(egulates the development, growth, pubertal maturation, and reproductive processes of the body).

Glucagon: My energy source when i am down. (stimulates the conversion of stored glycogen to glucose)

Luteinizing hormones: A portal to womanhood! (triggers ovulation and development of the corpus luteum)

Norepinephrine: Nothing stressful about this stress hormone.