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“What happened to Fortnite?” “It was two weeks long.” An oldie but goodie from abstract algebra: “What’s purple and commutes?” “An Abelian grape.” An oldie but goodie expanded for serious algebra geeks: “What’s purple and commutes and has a small following?” “A finitely venerated Abelian grape.” Another oldie but goodie, this one from set theory: “What’s yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?” “Zorn’s Lemon.” The proof that 4 is an odd number if you are made aware of impending danger: “To be forewarned is to be forearmed, and four arms is an odd number of arms for anyone to have.” 1. Your pun-ishment is to come up with math puns. The more the merrier! [10]

Answer 1

1) A girl was counting the natural numbers. They went "One, Three, Five, Seven"

When asked why the ignored all numbers divisible by 2, she said "I can't even!"

2) An orthodox math student felt very uncomfortable where he was taught about rational numbers. He said they didn't seem "natural" to him

3) said to "Be rational"

replied to : "Get real"

4) A woman asked her husband: "How do you think I look?"

Husband "You look kinda average"

Woman "How mean!"

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