The most strenuous exercise you get from golf is walking...is it really that hard to walk?

- you can play it while wearing glasses

- people in their 70's can be better at it then many people in their 20's

- you can play it while wearing your good clothes

- you can walk while playing it

- it's what hockey players do when their team is eliminated from the playoffs

- it was invented by the Scottish, who also invented haggis

- you can eat while playing it

- you can drive from one part of the course to another

- fans have to be silent while the player makes a putt

- the game can be suspended while the player looks for a lost ball

- animals regularly walk on the course and leave behind "presents" on the playing surface

On the odd occasion when I pass a golf course the majority of players appear to be over 40 and many seem closer to 70. Hence all the buggies, funny trousers, granddad jumpers and none of those new fangled things mobile phones. I know you will say Tiger Woods was playing golf when he was a little child, but these cases are the exception. What do you think?

Answer carefully and thanks!!! C'ya on da otha side if/when you be da "chosen" one for "b. a." As you were and peace out!!!

The Kobe Bryant scandal and the Michael Vick scandal didn't really affect the image of the sports of basketball and football, respectively - their actions brought repercussions on themselves at a personal level.

But golf is different than those sports - it has more of a gentlemanly and classy image. So, will this Tiger Woods scandal bring down the sport of golf in a way? Or, do you think that it'll be the same as Kobe and Vick scandals, in that it won't affect the image of the sport of golf?

keep score?

And what do you snack on during those grueling matches to keep strength in your skinny spindly arms and legs?
Veggie burgers, a tofu salad with alfalfa sprouts, soy milk and medicinal marijuana brownies?

I usually run for 2 hours, spar for 3 hours then lift weight for 2 hours before getting in an hour of throwing.

Should I increase the sparring?

Also, I notice that while I actually shave and shower daily, most of my competition doesn't. Should I reduce the showering down to once a week?


God Bless you and honestly, God Bless the United States!

Invented in Ireland 900 or so years ago and just like football which was invented more recently it is and should be uniquely attached to its name,of course the Americans tried to nick the name football for a sport that involves mainly hands which is clever.The best player is Irish,so Mr once and for all,get lost

I have had some FX 2 clubs a while back, but it seems that Ram golf clubs are becoming more and more scarce stateside. What alternative brands would you suggest that have a similar feel?