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Rugby (union) Jokes?

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Asked at 2011.03.02 23:32:00
Just thought it would be a bit of fun to make up/share a few of our Rugby jokes. (for those who are new to the sport, Rugby = Rugby Union). This is just a bit of fun and shouldn't be taken seriously. Nothing racist, or you'll get flagged. I'll start us off.

"what the difference between a monkey and a Springbok fan at the 2007 world cup? Monkeys poo comes out of its bum"

answer Mitch  Answered at 2011.03.02 23:32:00
Q. What's a bee's favourite sport?
A. Rugbee (Wow that was really lame, lol)

And i found this one that is very similar to Bill's but with a little change.

A man had a ticket for the Rugby World Cup Final but was seated in the upper, nosebleed seats. As the match begins, he notices an empty seat down near the pitch on the midfield line. Taking a chance, he makes his way down to the empty seat and asks the man next to it if anyone is sitting there.
"No", says the seated man," That seat is empty."
"This is incredible," says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
The seated man says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Rugby Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987".
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?".
The seated man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."
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