Theres no flies on you, only the marks where they`ve been!

Earrlier during a moment of sheer defiance (on his part), I found myself saying to my 2 year old, "You are NOT the boss of me!". Then I decided I needed to sit in time out for a couple of minutes to reevaluate my life :P How about you?

He talks all the time at home but when he gets to school he won't talk to his teachers and they are wanting to hold him back from Kindergarten for not talking. Have you ever had this happen?

I was in Books a Million and my nephew was really hyper...
when i asked him what was wrong he said that he was hopped up on penut butter.
then we were sitting in the car and it was really quiet...
my sister had let him dress himself earlier and he broke the silence by saying that he forgot to put his undewear on.
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In a Chinese restaurant last night I overheard a boy who must have been around 5 tell his father that Chinese water tastes an awful lot like American water.

My Friends twin little girls were at a Christening and kept asking constantly "Is God going to be here in a minute?" "Is he God?" *Pointing at random old men with beards! HaHa..So Funny!!!!

Whats yours?

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my 4 year old son was in hospital for an operation,the doctor said to him just before his anaesthetic "ben when you fall asleep we are going to make your eye better"when the doc left he said can we go home now,i said didn't you hear what the doc said,"oh yes but i'm not tired"

I'm making a collection of clever (and funny) sayings that children 5 years old and under say. Have you heard (or said) any good ones?

My friend's little boy (he's 3) has started asking occasionally, in a really sad voice, "Have you dumped me?" I don't know where he's picked that up from but it's so funny and cute!! Bless him!! :)

What's the cutest thing you've heard a child say?

Thanks in advance :)

I read that today and questioned it. What is "normal" anyways? Do you believe the adoption experience is a "normal" life? Why or why not? Thank you for your thoughts.

Do u believe its 4 real?

Thanks

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