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Ladies: Don't you love this story?
Asked By lizette,Last Answer By Mom of two angels At 2011.03,1 Answers

The Happy Hangover


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Well, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,'Leave me alone, I'm married!'"

Share your story? TTC Ladies...?
Asked By Aimee's Mummy & Boy on Board,Last Answer By AngelMommy of#1 Preg with At 2010.08,1 Answers

Hiya everyone,

Well I'm probably going to be in this section for at least another few years!! (Just kidding...hopefully only another few months) So wanted to hear some other peoples stories.

My name is Kelly and I have a 22month old daughter called Aimee. I am 21 and hopefully marrying my partner in May 2010 in Spain (depending on all the legalities). I was on the depo for 6months immediately after having my daughter and since coming off have been TTC ever since so about 16months. I got my period back about 5months ago (depo is a horrible thing!) and it is definetely starting to regulate. I don't chart and have only been using OPKs for the past 2months and I am ovulating.

What about you lovely ladies xxx

Ladies who love makeup ?
Asked By Shamandalie *fairy*,Last Answer By ask no questions tell no lies At 2009.12,1 Answers

So ladies, do you wear makeup with the thought of attracting men or do you wear it because you like how it makes look and feel no matter if guys like it or not?

In other words, do you wear it for yourself or for others?

Ladies who love makeup ?
Asked By Shamandalie *fairy*,Last Answer By ask no questions tell no lies At 2009.12,1 Answers

So ladies, do you wear makeup with the thought of attracting men or do you wear it because you like how it makes look and feel no matter if guys like it or not?

In other words, do you wear it for yourself or for others?

LADIES. Why do you love cats so much?
Asked By bodyguard,Last Answer By Jenn Brewers ∂ Packers At 2010.01,1 Answers

please answer my ''preferred man'' question

Ladies: Say you found the love of your life...?
Asked By Johana Detweiler,Last Answer By Darling Sofia At 2011.04,1 Answers

But he would only be with you if you never saw any of your male friends again.

What would you do?

Thanks! xD

(this is gender studies related because the patriarchy has been oppressing manginas and feminists are more equal than men and also because this is all to do with the GENDER of the friends and negotiating relationships and such)

Ladies, do you believe you can be in love with more than one man at the same time? And gentlemen, do you ...?
Asked By Marguerite,Last Answer By Dark Angel At 2010.10,1 Answers

believe likewise?

I am not inferring promiscuity. I am stressing deep love with affection and respect.

Ladies: How Would You Feel If A Man Had To Use Viagra To Make Love To You?
Asked By S K,Last Answer By Gorgeoustx Go Spurs Go!! At 2009.12,1 Answers

I'm one of many men who need help in this area and use the little blue pill.
Does this make me less of a man in your eyes?
Do you take it as an insult that I couldn't make love without it?

So ladies, how do you approach a woman to ask her to have your love child?
Asked By STFU Dude,Last Answer By Jon M dn ǝpıs sıɥ┴ At 2010.08,1 Answers

Is there a certain line that would work on you? How do I increase my chances?

Love story Gan Shi
Asked By anne lane,Last Answer By Tommy Fan At 2011.05,1 Answers

Of go to bed of Gan Shi De is

Ladies, do you like to cuddle after making love, or do you do what I do: shower, get your money and leave?
Asked By NONAME,Last Answer By Telekinetic French Toast w/syr At 2011.03,1 Answers

I get my money in advance, sweetie.

Ladies, do you like to cuddle after making love, or do you do what I do: shower, get your money and leave?
Asked By NONAME,Last Answer By Telekinetic French Toast w/syr At 2009.12,1 Answers

I get my money in advance, sweetie.

An Irish Love Story?
Asked By Killer Bee,Last Answer By threepenny53 At 2010.01,1 Answers

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering
the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma
of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.


He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself
from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way
out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the
railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.


With laboured breath, he leaned against the
door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's
agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for
there, spread out upon the kitchen table were
literally hundreds of his favourite scones.


Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his
devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left
this world a happy man?



Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself
towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the
edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife
with a wooden spoon .....
.

.........

F**k off" she said, "they're for the funeral."

Time and Love Story
Asked By jenny brown,Last Answer By bozi zhang At 2011.05,1 Answers

There was once an island that was inhabited by happy, sad, knowledge and love, there are other kinds of emotions. One day, feeling that their island was about to sink, so, we are ready to ship, to leave the island. Only love left behind, she wants to hold on until the last minute. A few days later, the island really want to sink, and love to ask for help. At this time, riding a ship through rich. Love said: "The rich, you can take me with you?" "Rich replied:" No, I have many treasures on board, not your position. "" Love to see the vanity in a gorgeous boat, said: "Vanity, please help me!" "" I can not help you, you are all wet and might damage my beautiful boat. "" Sorrow come, and love to her help: "sad, let me go with you!" "" Oh ... ... Love, I am so sad, and want to own one for a while! "Sad replied." Happiness through the love around, but she was too happy, there is not even hear when Love called her! "Suddenly, a voice:" Come here! Love, I will take you. "" It was an elder. Love overjoyed, he forgot to ask his name. After boarding the land, the elderly alone, and walked away. "Love not the elderly Thanksgiving, and asked Knowledge, another elder:" Who is that man for me? "" "He is the time." Replied the old man of knowledge. "" Time? "Love asked," Why does he want to help me? "" Knowledge old man smiled: "Only time will understand how great love."

"I'm sorry, I love you" What is the specific story?
Asked By Adah George,Last Answer By bozi zhang At 2011.06,1 Answers

"I'm sorry, I love you" What is the specific story?

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